i have an announcement
groupies wanted
i need an information technology groupie. she should be delighted with the latest internet buzz and be able to back-up my hard-drive on a weekly basis
i need a dance groupie. she should be conversant in hip-hop, 90’s grunge, 80’s new wave, and 70’s disco
i need an engineering groupie with a perky attitude who can debug my code, deploy my servers and trouble-shoot customer requests with a cheerful demeanor.
i need a poetry groupie who will make sure that i always punctuate my poems like e e cummings and who likes to drink tea or coffee or wine or tequila depending on the time and place
i need a spiritual groupie who can show me her dharma, help me watch my breath, discuss social mindfulness and explain to me again why i shouldn’t eat meat.
i need a theater groupie. property managers encouraged to apply.
NO DRAMA QUEENS
i need a visual art groupie who can frame and hang art-work, make me a list of the top fifty gallerists in the city and tell me to my face that my current work-in-progress is crap
i need an environmentally conscious groupie who can help me write the next global warming report for al gore. (i made this last bit up.)
i need a literary groupie who will enthusiastically proof-read my latest novel and tell me not to punctuate everything like e e cummings
i need a socially conscious groupie. her curiosity about all things should be contagious.
I need a photography groupie comfortable with color or black and white. Extreme wide angle or zoom lens.
swift advancement for the right individual
apply here.
- dennis landi © 2008